Perhaps a new ongoing series

Why College Park is Stupid

1.) explain why there needs to be a cannon fired off after every touchdown. if we were the Maryland ShipWrecks or something piratey i would understand, but no, we are terps. get your own weapon testudo, and leave the artillery for real mascots.

thats all i have for now....

if that damn thing wakes me up again, better believe i'll post more ill-will towards it!