Great ideas turned horribly wrong

Scientists have experimented with teaching monkeys Kung-Fu, thus furthering humanity into the 'Planet of the Apes' Era.

Klee-Kloe was the first monkey to learn the martial arts.


however, his reign as kung-fu monkey master was short lived after his first fight against a human--

where he was killed instantly upon a round house kick to the face via the man with nike shoes.

lessons to be learned: You can teach a monkey kung-fu, but you can't teach them to block fatal kicks to the face.