Precursor to F**k Europe Tour 2k6

i thought now would be a good time to introduce the characters that will be embarking on next weeks adventures. keep in mind, as well as i know my friends, i will prolly just be making all this info up... because... in reality.... i dont really... i dont remember stuff about them too well

adnan "the addy" sheikh
most likely alias: the prince of persia
fear while overseas: asad's jealously over addy's kick-ass alias
probable cause of overseas incarceration: insisting to a large gathering of policemen that [quote]Scotland Yard 'aint got shit on Me! [end quote] after failing to get a laugh from the crowd after a barrage of dead baby jokes

daniel "the dano" gemp
most likely alias: redbeard the pirate
fear while overseas: meeting actual pirates who thusly confront the validity of dan's piracy
probable cause of overseas incarceration: breaking into royal palace, but is strangely welcomed with open arms by the royal family. only after Dan insists that prince Charles invest in a ill-named snow-cone stand outside the palace is he thrown into the royal dungeon.

nick "in need of a nickname" czabaranek
most likely alias: Peter Sellers as Insp. Jacques Clouseau from the Pink Panther
fear while overseas: that european girls just dont get his "let's get nerdy" t-shirt
probable cause of overseas incarceration: attempting to kill his fellow travelers when "someone forgot where they put the suitcase full of bree"

imran "the zesty" shaukat
most likely alias: Bassanio from Merchant of Venice
fear while overseas: loosing the numerous bets we plan to make where the outcome would result in imm having to get a haircut
probable cause of overseas incarceration: defending the honor of robbie williams against an angry pub in an apparent misunderstanding to the question "Wats up yea nikkers, chap?"

asad "which way to the looting" akhtar
most likely alias: Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers
fear while overseas: running out of tea/ in a country that has crappy tea
probable cause of overseas incarceration: after an outburst an a local "coffee shop" in amsterdam where asad proclaimed - "WHo the hell ruins a perfectly good brownie by putting weed in it, DAMN this country!" at which point he jumped into the nearest river and swam 3 miles before being caught by tuna nets.