The words are all there, unfortunately in wrong order

oh, wait, this just in, the correct headline "Iraq president beat up by security"

damn, and just when you think things are getting better over there.

and also:



Which you should file under O. Isn't MSNBC partly run by Microsoft... aren't they supposed to... um.... not talk about the stupid stuff MS does...

and one last one:


and i respond: "isnt it about f*kn time?!!" although i am confused as to how they will go about this.

"alright red-man, here's ur continent back. we're going back to europe. sorry for the whole raping your women and killing you mercilessly back in the day. and also portraying your people as savages for the past decade... that one just got out of hand really fast."