spooktober

life being a tv, its about time for the halloween special. the one where things go pretty normal until something really off the wall happens-- like crazy puppets come to life or some sort of zombie invasion-- but, its a sitcom see, so everything works out fine in the end, or if it doesnt, it doesnt matter, its a halloween special, it doesnt need to make sense with the rest of the season. bottom line, do what u want on halloween, cause there will be no consequences to the rest of ur life and everything will be back to normal the next episode-- also, there will never be a reference to the events that occured on halloween. the thanksgiving day special, thats a whole different ballgame....

as far as actual halloween is concerned, my costume will be whatever will allow me to draw strange markings all over my body with a sharpie. after the ink poisoning settles, it will be clear sailing.

concerning spooktoberfest, the highly anticipated sequel to last years rocktoberfest, and whether it will happen or not? like most decisions we make, it will probably last minute and decided over a cup of tea.

get ur scary outfits ready, no stupid costumes allowed.
advice for the girls: a costume is not an everyday person or thing combined with the prefix 'sexy.' i mean, u can dress slutty if you want, u just cant call it a costume. now being a zombie, that takes some gaul!
advice for the guys: stop dressing up like girls. its weird and makes everyone sad. and stop putting beer boxes on ur head-- it was cool the first time someone did that in the 60's, when they first started making cardboard boxes (?) after that it has been annoying and fairly detrimental to society in general. not that recycling is a better solution...

more acceptable halloween costumes include:
-the loveable storm trooper
-alf
-bill cosby

thats all