Wednesday, February 07, 2007

the half-life for any relationship is 3.5 months

here are some valentine's day gift that she'll just love. oh wait, scratch the word gifts and replace it with 'horrific ideas'. and replace love with 'hate you with a fiery passion'

- ipod mini - engraved with the saying "i hope this hot music can warm up your frigid heart"
- storm trooper outfit - because you think its kinky
- the first season of bosom buddies - because you mistook it for an erotic thriller
- can't go wrong with jewelry, right?
- maybe something simple, something with her name on it--- like a football! but, beware the consequences.
- but, if all else fails, you can resort to something classic, elegant, and has withstood the test of time.

goodluck on vday, you'll be needing it.

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